Summer 2k14: talking to myself on the internet

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twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

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A scots guard looked me up and down twice while on post. I think I broke England

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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
J.D. Salinger, Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters & Seymour: An Introduction (via larmoyante)
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septemberism94:

amoying:

hello this is for u

This picture made my heart so happy

septemberism94:

amoying:

hello this is for u

This picture made my heart so happy

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reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist
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Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.
Paulo Coelho (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

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